Off Topic, sort of & a funny

My daughter is getting married. Next month. Twenty days actually. And why should you care? Well, I won't be here, with you. I have several posts ready to go but there are so many things still to do (like bead her veil!) that any time spent here will be short and sporadic. sigh. So enjoy a joke (that you may have seen before) while I go fix the sewing machine so we can finish the bridesmaid dresses. That ripping sound?, we me pulling out more hair ;-)


I do have to wonder what the woman would have done if it was the man staring? Here it is, as sent to me.

It has long been contended that there are male Jokes and there are female jokes, and there are unisex Jokes. Here is a joke I consider a true female joke.


A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work cocktail with her girlfriends when an exceptionally tall, handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man entered. He was so striking that the woman could not take her eyes off him.

The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive stare and walked directly toward her. (As All men will.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $20.00......on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition was. The man replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for a moment, and then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and meaningfully said.....









"Clean my house."
(You Go Girl!)

If you find this guy, will you please, pretty please, send him my way when you're finished with him????